Saturday, June 13, 2009

Don't Forget the Lyric!

Not really sitting like a lady. Just protecting my sippy cup.

Today we went to Uncle D and even-closer-to-being-Aunt T's house for a BBQ. I sat patiently and ladylike on the lawn while waiting for Daddy to grill my hot dog.

Lyric doing his best mime impression

Then my new boyfriend Lyric came over to play.

Think fast!

We started off with a little catch. Lyric was unclear on the wind-up required for a 2 inch throw.

Is that how you treat a lady?!?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, he turned it into a wrestling match. What a pin-head.

Eye of the Tiger

Yo Adrienne. We did it!!

Before leaving the BBQ, we raided Uncle D's prop closet to find some shtick for Daddy to use at the wedding. Let's just say there was no shortage of material. With the disco balls and the Bulls helmet, I did my best Rocky Ballbulla impression.

Fleshing Things Out

Spayed and nuder

Unfortunately, the hotel didn't make robes my size. I have a feeling this pic will make me the butt of jokes for many years to come.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Maybe I should've had my teeth whitened too!

Today we flew to Minneapolis for Uncle D and so-very-close-to-being-Aunt T's wedding. Once again, I was a little miffed at not being the center of attention. Maybe if I were a little tanner.

Ring around the Ellie

Ahh, that's better. Thanks Elovics!

Hey, are you gonna finish that?

I loved the food at the rehearsal dinner but, as you know, I'm not a picky eater. I also liked having both red and white wine, er... water and milk in front of me.

Gag me with a spoon

I made friends with a cute little boy named Lyric. Sorry, Leo, but I'm in a different area code.

Badonkadonk

Bubblebutt

We took advantage of the hotel pool but Mommy and Daddy forgot my swim diapers so I had to go old school. I retained more water than Mommy did when she was prego with me.

Bathing Beauty

Nanananananananananana

We didn't bring my tub with us so I took a bath like a big girl. We can check that off the list on the right rail of things I'm looking forward to. It was pretty underwhelming really. Especially considering I had Mommy behind me keeping me from slipping around too much. At least my hairdo was exciting. If Ed Grimley had a baby with a shark, this is probably what she'd look like.

Ed Grimley

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Steppin' Over



Today I took twice as many steps as my last two efforts combined! This go round, it was the promise of keys that kept me going after a brief "How Big is Ellie?" interlude and then a newspaper story about dirty syringes that almost got me to step over the carpet. Unfortunately, "almost" only counts in horse-shoes and hand grenades. Roger, Roger? Over, Obher. What's your vector, Victor?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Steppin' Up



Yesterday, I took 6 steps on camera. Today I nearly doubled my output. This time 2 orange blocks were the carrots dangled in front of me and, rather than a graceful butt landing, I full on face-plant. Of course, after that tumble, things were certainly looking up.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Steppin' Out



Earlier this week, I reached a big milestone -- I took my first steps on my own! Today was the first time we got it on video, though. Here you'll see me walking 6 steps lured by the camera before falling on my bum. I'll spare you the obvious, one small step for Ellie pun. But I will say it's one giant leap for standkind!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Square Peg, Round Hole

Zayde, don't you know if you keep making that face, it'll stick that way!?!

Lots of my toys have different shapes and matching holes so I've been getting better at figuring out what pieces go where. Today, Zayde threw me off though. I've never seen a mouth, I mean hole, that big!